Me: (looking at the adorable baby in front of me in line) Uhhnnn, I want a baby (but I can't have them anymore). (Looking at Shade who is only 16) You could hurry and grow up and give me grandbabies. But I don't want you to grow up and I don't want to wait that long either.
Shade: We should adopt an Anarctican baby.
Me: Antactican? You want us to adopt an Eskimo baby?
Shade: Yes!
Me: Why an Eskimo baby?
Shade: They have the best jackets!